Dominic "The Hodge" Hodgson

Here are the lyrics for Sheffield People, its a parody of common people by pulp (who are from Sheffield)

She came from Leeds she had a first day rider,
she saw the sculpture and was swigging cider
that’s where I
caught her eye.
She said she’d never been to the city,
I said, thats a shame, a real pity”
She said “Why.”
and in thirty seconds time she said,

“I want to live like sheffield people,
I want to do whatever sheffield people do,
I want to sleep with sheffield people,
I want to sleep with sheffield people,
like you.”

Well I just looked above -
I said “erm well that I can do love.”
I took her to the meadowhall,
She needs see what its really like in a mall,
And theres a sale on, them all.
I said do like artic monkeys,
she just laughed and said,
“I like kaiser cheifs.”
I said “yeah?
Well don’t say that too loudly here.
Are you sure you want to live like sheffield people,
you want to see whatever sheffield people see,
you want to sleep with sheffield people,
you want to sleep with sheffield people,
like me.”
She saw my steel knife,
and saw the quality of life.
Lots of flats and lots of shops,
student bars and big bus stops.
See some films and watch the team,
then enjoy the music scene.
But you never can forget,
those supertrams they are a threat,
walking home on a dark night,
watch out for those bright white lights.

You’ll always live like sheffield people,
you’ll always do what ever sheffield people do,
you’ll always dance like sheffield people,
you’ll never watch your life slide out of view,
and hear the cows go mooo,
because there’s bloody lots to do.

Sing along with the sheffield people,
sing along and it might just get you through,
laugh along with the sheffield people,
laugh along even though they’re laughing at you,
and the stupid things that you do.
Because you think that spoons are cool.

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